Testimonials

“I like funny. I like prison stories. I liked all of these funny prison stories.”

– Critique writer on scribophile.com

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“A searing indictment of America’s underfunded and substandard prison memoirists.”

– Elizabeth Warren staffer

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“A magnificent achievement in autobiography, Now, please follow me on Twitter.”

– Guy who uses Starbucks as an office

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Stunning! Like, I mean, that the Garrett I know finished writing a whole book.”

– A Phillips relative

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“A gut-shiving story.

-Toothbrush carver

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“The copious tax dollars we sank into this guy’s incarceration suddenly seems worth it.”

– Random church preacher

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“This book proves second chance success stories aren’t just for Bill Cosby.”

– Amateur sociologist