“It’s fucking good.”

– Doug Stanhope, Comedian


“I like funny. I like prison stories. I liked all of these funny prison stories.”

– Critique writer on scribophile.com


“A searing indictment of America’s underfunded and substandard prison memoirists.”

– Elizabeth Warren staffer


“A magnificent achievement in autobiography, Now, please follow me on Twitter.”

– Guy who uses Starbucks as an office


Stunning! Like, I mean, that the Garrett I know finished writing a whole book.”

– A Phillips relative


“A gut-shiving story.

-Toothbrush carver


“The copious tax dollars we sank into this guy’s incarceration suddenly seems worth it.”

– Random church preacher


“This book proves second chance success stories aren’t just for Bill Cosby.”

– Amateur sociologist